Here at Nerd Theater, we strive to celebrate diversity in most of its forms.  This is especially important, given that 1/6 of our collective Nerd Theater self is a minority!  Our “Celebrate Your Heritage” party was a hit last year even though Alex didn’t show up for work, Alan was having his back shaved again, and I was hassling some Jews down at H&R Block.

Seriously, I hate those slimy Jews with their slippery Jew-phrases like “That’s the Women’s restroom” and “If you don’t stop taking pens, I’ll have to ask you to leave”.