The Problem With Computers June 30, 2012

I realize the irony of making this point on a web comic, asshole.

Ursa Major Trading Cards June 04, 2012

These are redeemable for blowjobs in China and your mom's boudoir.

No backing out now. Unless you're on bottom, of course.

Speak softly while you carry your big stick.

You NEVER leave a bro hanging with a high-five.

If my kid grows up to be a Visual Basic programmer, I'm going to commit suicide.

Krishna is "a god-child, a prankster, a model lover, a divine hero and the Supreme Being." I can think of no better god to represent Alex.

Alex helped Ethics Man's dying mother win a landmark court case to receive euthanasia. After banging her, of course.

I still hate Bravo TV.

Alan actually wrote that shit. Ladies, please hold your orgasms.