Our lame-ass blog that nobody reads and we rarely update. Enjoy!

Most of the posts are from Mike, and we all know how funny white guys are. I think Alex posted something about cheese once and Alan had a good post or two before he returned to his home planet.

Representing the apex of our celebrity status, we were granted an interview with the Tarn Adams, creator of the indie game Dwarf Fortress.

Hurry up and read the words of this great man before he realizes that Nerd Theater is a vulgar, racist webcomic! Why are you still reading this? Go! GO NOW!.

Using a definition of "art" so loose it rivals your Mom, we present you with our art gallery. It's got pictures. With links to download their source files.

Yay.

Our biggest fan, Barnaby Buckbuhler, has decided to share photos of his worldly travels with all of you wretched ingrates.

What's that you say? You have an issue with anything or anyone related to Facebook? Write down your grievances in large print on poster board, turn it sideways, and shove it up your ass.

It's not every day that a webcomic is nominated for being amongst the worst on the Internet.

It's multiple times per day.

Sign up for the Bad Webcomics Wiki and rally for us to get a full review! We won't rest until our shitty comic is chastised for not adhering to rules from some random textbook.

How many times have you chortled at the latest Nerd Theater comic only to realize that your disgusting body was not garbed in a proper, most likely loose-fitting, t-shirt?

No More!

Simply send us $100 American in any way possible along with a description of your favorite comic panel and racy pictures of your wife/girlfriend/mom (if she's hot).

Just failed that big test? Girlfriend/wife cheat on you with that rich, popular man-about-town? Lose your job and/or use of your prized wanking arm?

Top off the shit-sundae of failure that is your life by attempting to view these random-dot autostereogram movies. If all you see is static, it may be time to join the American Goat Society and confirm your place among the world's lifelong virgins.