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It reads PDFs like a mo-fo.' />]]></description></item><item><title>What a Bitch!</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110314</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110314</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20110314.jpg' title='Whose turn is it to watch Grey&#039;s Anatomy with him till he cheers up this time?' alt='Whose turn is it to watch Grey&#039;s Anatomy with him till he cheers up this time?' />]]></description></item><item><title>It's A Stretch</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110307</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110307</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20110307.jpg' title='For a brief moment in time, we were on page 1 in Google Image search for &quot;nerd anal&quot;. *sniff*' alt='For a brief moment in time, we were on page 1 in Google Image search for &quot;nerd anal&quot;. *sniff*' />]]></description></item><item><title>What Would Jesus Do?</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110228</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110228</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20110228.jpg' title='I think the Gospel where Jesus goes to Splash Mountain is in the Book of Mormon.' alt='I think the Gospel where Jesus goes to Splash Mountain is in the Book of Mormon.' />]]></description></item><item><title>Banana Pants</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110221</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110221</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20110221.jpg' title='Patent pending, you greedy fuckers.' alt='Patent pending, you greedy fuckers.' />]]></description></item><item><title>South of the Border</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110214</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110214</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20110214.jpg' title='If she asks why you couldn&#039;t get her chocolates this year, lie your ass off.' alt='If she asks why you couldn&#039;t get her chocolates this year, lie your ass off.' />]]></description></item><item><title>The Towel</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110207</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110207</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20110207.jpg' title='Besides AIDS and cats, I think this is Alan&#039;s greatest fear.' alt='Besides AIDS and cats, I think this is Alan&#039;s greatest fear.' />]]></description></item><item><title>The Nth Degree</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110131</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110131</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20110131.jpg' title='And that burger-flipping robot went on to become President of the United States.' alt='And that burger-flipping robot went on to become President of the United States.' />]]></description></item><item><title>Caution Where It Counts</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110124</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110124</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20110124.jpg' title='I think it&#039;s only a traffic violation if she doesn&#039;t swallow.' alt='I think it&#039;s only a traffic violation if she doesn&#039;t swallow.' />]]></description></item><item><title>What...is...Alan?</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110117</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110117</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20110117.jpg' title='Luckily, he was still under warranty.' alt='Luckily, he was still under warranty.' />]]></description></item><item><title>Aristotle Be Damned</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110110</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110110</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20110110.jpg' title='Blow me, media' alt='Blow me, media' />]]></description></item><item><title>Best Christmas Of All Time</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110103</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20110103</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20110103.jpg' title='Personally, I&#039;d leave out the ball gag. 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DAMN YOU, USER X!' />]]></description></item><item><title>Caught In The Act</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20101018</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20101018</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20101018.jpg' title='In Alan&#039;s defense, it is pretty huge.' alt='In Alan&#039;s defense, it is pretty huge.' />]]></description></item><item><title>Positive Outlook</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20101011</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20101011</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20101011.jpg' title='No offense, Alan, but I don&#039;t think it would even take half a day.' alt='No offense, Alan, but I don&#039;t think it would even take half a day.' />]]></description></item><item><title>Sloppy Joe</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20101004</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20101004</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20101004.jpg' title='Make tonight a Manwich night!' alt='Make tonight a Manwich night!' />]]></description></item><item><title>Twitch</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20100927</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20100927</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20100927.png' title='Ouch.' alt='Ouch.' />]]></description></item><item><title>Lame-inator</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20100920</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20100920</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20100920.jpg' title='My last wish is to bang Sara Conner with my robot penis.' alt='My last wish is to bang Sara Conner with my robot penis.' />]]></description></item><item><title>Soft Science</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20100913</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20100913</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20100913.jpg' title='Stand back, everyone, I&#039;m going to try Sociology! 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Fuck it, I&#039;ll just stare at you until the music swells and the scene changes.' />]]></description></item><item><title>False Advertising, Part II</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20090530</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20090530</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20090530.png' title='CONSUMER WARNING: BALL-oon (TM) brand balloon animals have been recalled due to a potential choking hazard.' alt='CONSUMER WARNING: BALL-oon (TM) brand balloon animals have been recalled due to a potential choking hazard.' />]]></description></item><item><title>The Future - At What Cost?</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20090528</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20090528</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20090528.png' title='' alt='' />]]></description></item><item><title>Foreign Body</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20090527</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20090527</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20090527.png' title='You should see what they did to that Honey Nut Cheerios dude during the &quot;killer bee&quot; scare.' alt='You should see what they did to that Honey Nut Cheerios dude during the &quot;killer bee&quot; scare.' />]]></description></item><item><title>Tiger Stance</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20090522</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20090522</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20090522.png' title='Try to do All three in one night of drinking Captain Morgans' alt='Try to do All three in one night of drinking Captain Morgans' />]]></description></item><item><title>Lost in Translation</title><link>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20090519</link><guid>http://www.nerd-theater.com/?date=20090519</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<img src='http://www.nerd-theater.com/comics/20090519.png' title='This is why we need to quit wasting our time with apes and teach dogs Sign Language. 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